Funny phrases

I love to listen to phrases people say. It just cracks me up. Some people have a very unique way of communicating. I love all the styles. Listen to a few phrases by my family, and my friends and my good friend Phil.

"Skins" referring to tires
"my sled" referring to cars
"Rare as hen's teeth"
"thats about as handy as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward"
"nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

more to come later...